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Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41408) - you deserved it (11792)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9313) - you deserved it (61216)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48120) - you deserved it (7823)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (7705)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (444990)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46080) - you deserved it (13890)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (11146)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
48 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
128 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
47 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10650) - you deserved it (39478)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5897) - you deserved it (47437)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (7266)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)



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