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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Takeovermars's favorite FMLs

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7764) - you deserved it (55675)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8644) - you deserved it (24188)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38385) - you deserved it (11838)

On 03/04/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by a person - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML


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On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

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