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Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43961) - you deserved it (3666)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML


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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

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