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Taija
  • Town/Country : Finland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 25
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Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (60337)

On 10/10/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by horniness (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (3085)

On 10/08/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by Irony (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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