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TaffyMichele
  • Town/Country : Hanford, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14116) - you deserved it (768)

On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16641) - you deserved it (1745)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:35am - health - by screw life (woman) - United States



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