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Today, while jogging, a guy tackled me and got my iPhone. Being a good runner, I caught up with him and grabbed him. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a policeman yelling in my ear. The guy got away. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML

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202 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (26810)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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201 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by leenibeani4 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

#2019418
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60715) - you deserved it (8800)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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