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  • Town/Country : Cupertino, USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5020
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39410) - you deserved it (125353)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86609) - you deserved it (9387)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90952) - you deserved it (3842)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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