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TOOMUCHSAUCE
  • Town/Country : Venezuela
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away, he had been attacked by bees. FML

#1643455 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (14235) - you deserved it (31198)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47908) - you deserved it (5144)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)