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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (13555)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39912) - you deserved it (6744)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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