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About TJhudson181 : 1. I only use the app, so no messaging.
2. I love progressive rock and acousmatic music.
3. I like video games only if they're original and well made (Journey, Limbo, Minecraft).
4. I hate video games that are unoriginal and repetitive (Call of Duty).
5. I never post unoriginal comments. Example: "omg ur lief relly sux"
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Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014