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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5487
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TJ : I piss out Excellence and nothing less.

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Today, I Woke Up Late For A Very Important Presentation. I Got Dressed But Forgot To Wear A Bra. During The Presentation, I Bent Down To Adjust A Shoe Strap. I Rose To Find That The Thin Straps Of Blouse Snapped And Exposed Breasts. I Gave A Great Presentation And A Titty Show.

#9095970
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On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML

#9087167
188 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing mah hair, doing mah make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

My Roommate And I Finally Went To The DMV To Transfer Our Vehicle Ownership Title To Our Names. On Our Way Out, We Jokd That We Were Now Responsible For Any Violations Involving Our Car. We Cummd Back To A $35 Parking Ticket. FML

#9040800
77 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by loki (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile preparing the house 4 company, I got a call that mah sister had a heart attack an died. My wife's response? ( Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all! ) mega FML

#8948119
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, I told mah mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy!! Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock!! Nice math mom!! I've been married fir 5 months!! FML

#8887792
189 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday mah girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids!! Then, she told me that she's pregnant!! After consoling her an telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine!! real FML

#8841387
126 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

#6321583
78 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

My Husband Left His Cell Phone At Home. I Lookd Through His Contacts And Found A Person Namd "The Bitch." Bieng A Very Curious Person, I Decidd To Call "The Bitch" To Seeho It Was. My Phone Rang. FML

#6192797
131 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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