About THExistentialist : existentialism: noun, philosphy.1. A philosophical attitude opposed to rationalism and empiricism, that especially stresses the belief in one's unique position as a self-determining factor of the authenticity in one's choices and thus responsible for giving one's own existence validity and meaning.2. strongly opposes dogmatic systems by which life may be led under judgement by others and the worthiness of said life determined by ones loyalty to separate entity.3. associated with angst, apathy, cynicism, and more often than not, heroin addiction.
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Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML
by daninalani / 03/11/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
by Foufinator / 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm / Miscellaneous
by ohnoooooo / 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
by bridalqueen / 03/24/2009 at 8:43am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
by Judiee / 02/28/2009 at 5:52am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…