About THExistentialist : existentialism: noun, philosphy.1. A philosophical attitude opposed to rationalism and empiricism, that especially stresses the belief in one's unique position as a self-determining factor of the authenticity in one's choices and thus responsible for giving one's own existence validity and meaning.2. strongly opposes dogmatic systems by which life may be led under judgement by others and the worthiness of said life determined by ones loyalty to separate entity.3. associated with angst, apathy, cynicism, and more often than not, heroin addiction.
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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by daninalani (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Foufinator - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
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On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)
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