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About THExistentialist : existentialism: noun, philosphy.1. A philosophical attitude opposed to rationalism and empiricism, that especially stresses the belief in one's unique position as a self-determining factor of the authenticity in one's choices and thus responsible for giving one's own existence validity and meaning.2. strongly opposes dogmatic systems by which life may be led under judgement by others and the worthiness of said life determined by ones loyalty to separate entity.3. associated with angst, apathy, cynicism, and more often than not, heroin addiction.

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Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

#5643863
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43164) - you deserved it (3085)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Foufinator - Sent from mobile version

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16059) - you deserved it (4263)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13016) - you deserved it (42382)

On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64511) - you deserved it (6814)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50303) - you deserved it (5096)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51090) - you deserved it (5497)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)



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