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About THExistentialist : existentialism: noun, philosphy.1. A philosophical attitude opposed to rationalism and empiricism, that especially stresses the belief in one's unique position as a self-determining factor of the authenticity in one's choices and thus responsible for giving one's own existence validity and meaning.2. strongly opposes dogmatic systems by which life may be led under judgement by others and the worthiness of said life determined by ones loyalty to separate entity.3. associated with angst, apathy, cynicism, and more often than not, heroin addiction.

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Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

#20518411
100 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

#20515797
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (36950)

On 02/21/2013 at 12:51am - love - by tomedicalforlove -

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

#20195063
63 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by Moose (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (26509)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (2925)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22060) - you deserved it (3049)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24708) - you deserved it (1727)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
85 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
128 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16981) - you deserved it (8262)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25775) - you deserved it (1947)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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271 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

#19417641
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (5715)

On 04/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by nobrows (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26355) - you deserved it (3039)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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