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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 699
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About THEmuffinpan : I giggle at other peoples misfortune.

It's only natural.

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THEmuffinpan's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (11321)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37041) - you deserved it (5458)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML

#14502012
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8813) - you deserved it (27120)

On 01/07/2011 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (6694)

On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35943) - you deserved it (5329)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

#13762244
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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