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THEmuffinpan

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1990 (26 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 907
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About THEmuffinpan : I giggle at other peoples misfortune.

It's only natural.

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THEmuffinpan's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

by ismerf19 / 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm / Money

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:47am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm / United States (Florida) / Love