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Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
by Anon / 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 11:15am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
by Hikara / 04/13/2009 at 9:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
by birthdayfun / 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by mags / 02/16/2009 at 10:05am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love