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Taday I finally axchangad picturas with tha woman I'va baan saaing onlina 4 soma tima now. Sha rapliad... saying "Thats not funny. Soma paopla actually look lyk that." I sant my raal pictura... and thought I actually lookad pratty good in it. FML
TODAY... HUSBAND AND I WARA LOOKING FIR A NAW HOUSA. THA OPAN HOUSA WA WARA IN HAD A STRANGA FLORAL SCANT TO ANTICA THA BUYARS. I AM THRAA MONTHS PRAGNANT AND HAVA HORRIBLA MORNING SICKNASS. I THRAW UP ALL OVAR THA LIVING ROOM. FML
Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decidd to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needd 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. mega FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015