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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9746
  • Number of comments : 4044
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About THE_A_TEEN : So, we meet again.

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Visits<b>MikaykayUnicorn</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 3:47am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 4:49pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 7:28am<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 7:21pm<b>trinalporpus</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 10:05am<b>TigranPet</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:26am<b>kukumber</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:03pm<b>fangrulerluxray</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 5:02pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 10:03pm<b>yermum6798</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 10:20pm<b>NonScaryPumkin</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:42pm<b>carpenoctern</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 6:33am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:01am<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:59pm<b>MuslimShady</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 1:40am<b>kscogin55</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:59am<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:46pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 2:16am

Fucked!<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 10:50pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm<b>TigranPet</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 4:23pm<b>carpenoctern</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:33pm<b>convive</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:02pm<b>HumanitysFinest</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 6:52pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 9:35pm<b>jlandmark</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 11:48pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:48am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:21pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:32am<b>XmasaX</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:44am<b>Gregor1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 1:38pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:47am<b>turdoblast</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 2:58am<b>CloudBustah</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 5:36am

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THE_A_TEEN's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

by Anon / 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 11:15am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

by Hikara / 04/13/2009 at 9:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

by birthdayfun / 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

by mags / 02/16/2009 at 10:05am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love