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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72342) - you deserved it (6814)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

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