Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

THE_A_TEEN

Search for a member

THE_A_TEEN

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6479
  • Number of comments : 4044
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About THE_A_TEEN : So, we meet again.

THE_A_TEEN's page activity

Visits<b>34pijachufan</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:20am<b>emily4040</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 12:13pm<b>megp</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:45am<b>brandon3747</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 3:42am<b>WoldowJR</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 8:31pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 2:39am<b>drunkenbabies</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 1:47am<b>pyromania32</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:58am<b>Barack_Brobama</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:56pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 11:05am<b>LRiver</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 7:56pm<b>deliki</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 10:40pm<b>ChrisDaWhite</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 4:01am<b>lauratheloser</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 8:39pm<b>kitcat517</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 8:05pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 2:04pm<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 10:54am

THE_A_TEEN's FML badges

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You have left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of THE_A_TEEN's badges

THE_A_TEEN's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (4843)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (3523)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37465) - you deserved it (16308)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55461) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46755) - you deserved it (10427)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36303) - you deserved it (5988)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35768) - you deserved it (4312)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (41372)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (3853) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (5455)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

#13873567
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (5185)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22540) - you deserved it (4433)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38450) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (6280)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: