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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6851
  • Number of comments : 4044
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About THE_A_TEEN : So, we meet again.

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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (32407)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

#18061589
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14907) - you deserved it (46128)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11255) - you deserved it (38052)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (33653)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (6030)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

#17896857
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16610) - you deserved it (30051)

On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

#17876001
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (2397)

On 10/01/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Sickofbeingsick (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (6904)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

#17871365
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (2484)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (2018)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

#17869528
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22897) - you deserved it (2161)

On 09/30/2011 at 7:10am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

#17867574
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (2130)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (3220)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)



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