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by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
by Brony / 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Ireland (Meath) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by katt_is_here / 10/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Sickofbeingsick / 10/01/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
by lostlove / 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
by hihaay / 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 8:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
by happymum / 09/30/2011 at 7:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Transportation
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
by hellokitty133 / 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…