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THE_A_TEEN
  • Town/Country : The Interwebs
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4473
  • Number of comments : 4038
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

#19974233
136 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML

#19974193
157 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML

#19974193
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On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would make a change to go out wearing a hat, something I never do. I got about 100 yards down the road when someone shouted out, "Hey, the 80s called, they want their hat back!" FML

#19500688
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On 04/20/2012 at 11:46am - misc - by BadHat (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

#19401228
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

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134 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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116 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
191 comments

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
140 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada



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