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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About THALESKY : LoVe aLL. TrUsT FeW. Do WrOnG tO No OnE.

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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17452) - you deserved it (56786)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML


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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36881) - you deserved it (3448)

On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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