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TH3RMALZombie
  • Town/Country : Kennet Square, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 19
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TH3RMALZombie : Weird as fuck

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Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

#20496887
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (4724)

On 02/07/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by BonGoWash - United States (New York)

Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

#19200358
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7309) - you deserved it (20570)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 15 year old sister came home at 4am totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about abusing drugs. FML

#5229708
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42083) - you deserved it (2183)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:19pm - kids - by BigSister (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the mans house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

#3465989
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38369) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Hayls5 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13910) - you deserved it (46944)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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