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TCiJoKER
  • Town/Country : Newport, Wales
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 267
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TCiJoKER : I chill in the cave with my homies.
Grimmy my pic:L

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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13063) - you deserved it (53421)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (29545)

On 07/13/2009 at 7:30am - health - by letsloseweight (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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