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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8536
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11200) - you deserved it (67901)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1157373) - you deserved it (115938)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (776726) - you deserved it (82775)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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