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Synthetic42
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 10495
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Synthetic42 : From my life so far I've realized that there is no understanding of the universe whatsoever. We know nothing, and everything we think is true could be a lie.

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Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

#518934 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (14465) - you deserved it (58569)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (252015) - you deserved it (53728)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

#343744 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (13894) - you deserved it (58597)

On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (882) - you deserved it (17117)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627 (34)

I agree, your life sucks (34192) - you deserved it (1002)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)