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Synthetic42

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 February 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11177
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Synthetic42 : From my life so far I've realized that there is no understanding of the universe whatsoever. We know nothing, and everything we think is true could be a lie.

Synthetic42's page activity

Visits<b>missmorggan</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 8:38am<b>jill97</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 8:43am<b>masoko</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 5:55pm<b>aye146</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 9:56pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:11pm<b>shabadabba</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 11:50am<b>xninix</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 2:20pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:07pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:56pm<b>djfiggz58</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 5:34pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 8:11pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 10:22pm<b>SoulEaterSE</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:11am<b>deathpotato</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 1:52am<b>2nd</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:31pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:31am<b>xXsnowbreezeXx</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:25am<b>porter1313</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 1:12am

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 11:35pm

Synthetic42's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Synthetic42's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 12:05am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

by Noname / 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

by fire0fisis / 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Money