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Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41288) - you deserved it (3029)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little brother gave me a candy bar for my birthday. After I ate the entire thing, he told me it was Ex-Lax and that I needed it because I'm "so full of shit". FML

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78 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by Unlucky Individual - United States (California)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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133 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

#20649270
161 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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153 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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149 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (4278)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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