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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13625
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Syn : I love reading about peoples' misery.

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Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164218) - you deserved it (8184)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98601) - you deserved it (269022)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39032) - you deserved it (86277)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31991) - you deserved it (9493)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)



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