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Syn
  • Town/Country : Gainesville, FL, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 13335
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123597) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to buy a cake for my daughter's birthday. She really loves Twilight, so I decided to get her a vampire-related cake. I wrote down "fangs" as a decoration. The baker thought it said "wangs". My 10 year old daughter's cake has wangs all over it. Her party is tomorrow morning. FML

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356 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by TheCake - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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322 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by onething (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373
487 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
227 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
42 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)



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