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Sylux
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sylux : They call me Sylux but you can call me tonight ;D
I am the asian and I has the sexy eyes.

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Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (4499)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

#6665762 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (33370) - you deserved it (1425)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

#6659884 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (7716) - you deserved it (19314)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)



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