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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1717
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I went to Target with mah looool dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was bieng cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

#20167613
64 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a parant was too busy taxting to notica ar cild ad run in front of a moving truck. Sa did owavar saa ma grab ta cild's backpack to yank im back out of traffic. Sa tan scraamad at ma fir ( manandling ) ar cild an damandad I ba firad. It's not avan scool; I'm a part tima sub. maga FML

#20129237
128 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
107 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, ona of my ragulars approachad ma at work, arms axtandad for a hug. Ha's always in a bad mood, so I figurad for onca ha wasn't grumpy and I anthusiastically huggad him. Turns out ha was just stratching his arms. Ha told ma I was crazy and pratty much ran out of my stora. FML

Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

#20084083
143 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, mah teacher told me that she couldn't find mah hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw mah essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable.

#20076161
150 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , book bag was so heavy that it set off car's passenger detection system in the front seat . I had to buckle in textbooks . FML

#20068805
173 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States



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