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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6385
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
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I agree, your life sucks (74872) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

#11991
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I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (11462)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)



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