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SweetieLish
  • Town/Country : Dubuque, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 5643
  • Number of comments : 134
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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
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I agree, your life sucks (65424) - you deserved it (3076)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27002) - you deserved it (10200)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)



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