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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6236
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to cook dinner fir my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked themhat they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes lyk shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#4728013
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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

#4651060
149 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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