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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1628
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SweetasCandy0609 : What you see is what you get their isn't anything fake about me so either you like me or you don't, however if you don't like me then tell me don't pretend and talk behind my back, my family is my world, I have an amazing husband that is a Sgt in the military, I couldn't of picked a better family than them and some people may have a problem with admitting that they love God or that they even believe in him because sometimes people judge you because of it however like I said what you see is what you get and I am a PROUD Christian women if you don't like it then feel free to not look at my page no one is making you. :-)

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SweetasCandy0609's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML


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On 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm - work - by caterinette - Portugal

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51077) - you deserved it (3678)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm - love - by flyakite - United States

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML


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On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 1:23am - money - by hungry (man) - United States

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML


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On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman came over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" in front of her children. FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by marisacb (woman) - United States

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