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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1144
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SweetasCandy0609 : What you see is what you get their isn't anything fake about me so either you like me or you don't, however if you don't like me then tell me don't pretend and talk behind my back, my family is my world, I have an amazing husband that is a Sgt in the military, I couldn't of picked a better family than them and some people may have a problem with admitting that they love God or that they even believe in him because sometimes people judge you because of it however like I said what you see is what you get and I am a PROUD Christian women if you don't like it then feel free to not look at my page no one is making you. :-)

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SweetasCandy0609's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 1:23am - money - by hungry (man) - United States

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46375) - you deserved it (4218)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman came over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" in front of her children. FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by marisacb (woman) - United States

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