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About SweetasCandy0609 : What you see is what you get their isn't anything fake about me so either you like me or you don't, however if you don't like me then tell me don't pretend and talk behind my back, my family is my world, I have an amazing husband that is a Sgt in the military, I couldn't of picked a better family than them and some people may have a problem with admitting that they love God or that they even believe in him because sometimes people judge you because of it however like I said what you see is what you get and I am a PROUD Christian women if you don't like it then feel free to not look at my page no one is making you. :-)
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Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
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Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Friday 27 March 2015