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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML


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