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  • Town/Country : NymYC
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16931) - you deserved it (58226)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50608) - you deserved it (2537)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

#5222877 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (15493) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sunlightchild_14 (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

#5222087 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (21788) - you deserved it (9429)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

#5201743 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (17815) - you deserved it (1512)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (56495) - you deserved it (2653)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)



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