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About SweetSilence13 : Heyyy alll names Cody Locascio friends call me Cody sage idk why they all like my middle name i guess. who woulda guessed right? anyways. i'm 18 till august, i'm engaged to the girl of my dreams i love music and sports thats pretty much everything about me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat!! She'd borrowd my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been calld in to work!! I see she put in fir overtime!! FML
Today, I Found Out A Friend Of Mine Likes Me. It Wasn't By A Cute Gesture Lyk A Sweet Little Note, Or A Beautiful Heretfelt Confession Lyk You Might Expect. He Sprang At Mah Boyfriend And Choked Him (while I Strained To Pull Him Off). Right During The Middle Of Our 60+ Student Populated Class. FML
Today, mah boyfriend an I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry u was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, an went to bed.
Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I realized that the drunk-me delete my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad . Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to loose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine . FML
Today, during an argument with mah daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on mah lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on mah leg and went to mah daughter's room. mega FML
Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friend thought it would be funny to pull down my trunk right before my feet left the boat. I dangld there in the air for thehole resort to see. And I lost my short in the ocean. FML
Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML
Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML
Friday 27 March 2015