Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SweetSilence13

Search for a member

SweetSilence13

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SweetSilence13 : Heyyy alll names Cody Locascio friends call me Cody sage idk why they all like my middle name i guess. who woulda guessed right? anyways. i'm 18 till august, i'm engaged to the girl of my dreams i love music and sports thats pretty much everything about me.

SweetSilence13's page activity

Visits<b>sugarbabyxoxo</b> - the 03/20/2010 at 6:14am

SweetSilence13's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SweetSilence13's favorite FMLs

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see mah dad chasing mah mom around the house, nakd. real FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (3106)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat!! She'd borrowd my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been calld in to work!! I see she put in fir overtime!! FML

#9001773
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (1826)

On 03/11/2010 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, ( Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand? ) FML

#8368269
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (2402)

On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, I Found Out A Friend Of Mine Likes Me. It Wasn't By A Cute Gesture Lyk A Sweet Little Note, Or A Beautiful Heretfelt Confession Lyk You Might Expect. He Sprang At Mah Boyfriend And Choked Him (while I Strained To Pull Him Off). Right During The Middle Of Our 60+ Student Populated Class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (2626)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

#7449785
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:09am - love - by mysterygurll1234567 (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my looool boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. big fat FML

#6958036
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35960) - you deserved it (2624)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:47pm - love - by Vicky - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry u was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, an went to bed.

#6738279
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26346) - you deserved it (5926)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:56pm - love - by Trainwreck (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (65064)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me delete my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad . Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to loose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine . FML

#6100010
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11981) - you deserved it (45148)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today te 86 year old guy next door told me I needed tree tings in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job . FML

#5799559
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31644) - you deserved it (4440)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, during an argument with mah daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on mah lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on mah leg and went to mah daughter's room. mega FML

#5582438
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (6283)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friend thought it would be funny to pull down my trunk right before my feet left the boat. I dangld there in the air for thehole resort to see. And I lost my short in the ocean. FML

#5039169
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40065) - you deserved it (2967)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (65762)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16314) - you deserved it (47232)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: