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About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.
Master of naps, the Napivore!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.
Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML
Today, I was supposed to catc a ride wit a friend and go to Warped Tour wit er. Se called at te last minute to say se was sick, so I told er we didn't ave to go. I just got a text saying se just got pictures and autograps wit te band I especially wanted to see. FML
Today I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me acces to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms r all closed due to construction because they're bieng turned into premium gyms. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015