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SweetJTBR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14176
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

SweetJTBR's page activity

Visits<b>ilovetraveler</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 8:57pm<b>oh2hell</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 4:21pm<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 1:41pm<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:12pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 11:44am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 8:15am<b>ThePotatoPancake</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:27am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 11:37am<b>Akazuki</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:30pm<b>pats2004</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:01am<b>_Could_Be_Worse</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:42pm<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:09am<b>Steffi3</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:02am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 6:02am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 11:48pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 7:26pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 9:29am

Fucked!<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 7:41pm

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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SweetJTBR's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

by NaniNarcotic / 08/16/2011 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

by creepedoutlady / 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

by IronFoot / 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm / Canada / Health

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

by ThisGuy97 / 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm / United States / Health

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

by fml / 08/12/2011 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

by brittgreen / 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

by juanjohnfml / 08/11/2011 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Money

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:53am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy