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Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Zolesz96 (man) - Hungary (Jasz-Nagykun-Szolnok)
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale 2 doors down from me. In her price range. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by momma6126 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)
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