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SweetJTBR
  • Town/Country : Caracas, Venezuela
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4494
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48876) - you deserved it (17573)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48876) - you deserved it (17573)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
155 comments

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

#71381
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39066) - you deserved it (7297)

On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24649) - you deserved it (4469)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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