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SweetJTBR

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SweetJTBR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12230
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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SweetJTBR's favorite FMLs

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39867) - you deserved it (3866)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

#18126766
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (2521)

On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36063) - you deserved it (4651)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34305) - you deserved it (11477)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36199) - you deserved it (8517)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (8611)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44619) - you deserved it (5656)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25373) - you deserved it (48603)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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