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SweetJTBR
  • Town/Country : Caracas, Venezuela
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2127
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

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Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21403) - you deserved it (2051)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (2402)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21026) - you deserved it (3994)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21026) - you deserved it (3994)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22359) - you deserved it (8612)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22359) - you deserved it (8612)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)



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