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Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9516) - you deserved it (49803)
On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (8548)
On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (52708)
On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (52708)
On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
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