Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SweetJTBR

Offline (7 hours ago) | Search for a member

SweetJTBR

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7203
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

SweetJTBR's page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 9:29am<b>macalo_03</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:29pm<b>xNephilim</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 12:54pm<b>ginger196</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 8:05pm<b>SteakfryOne</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 9:58pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 8:35pm<b>Crazynocatlady</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 2:35am<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 12:59pm<b>82_08stateofmind</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 12:45am<b>Lillovely</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 10:28am<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 2:10pm<b>umidontrember</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 8:45am<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 8:15pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 9:10pm<b>silveronica5</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 8:35pm<b>MeowcolasCage</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 11:29am<b>potatozzzzz</b> - the 11/21/2013 at 7:08am

SweetJTBR's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of SweetJTBR's badges

SweetJTBR's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (66280)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (66280)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (66280)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22008) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28221) - you deserved it (8209)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (5884)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (5884)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (5884)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (5884)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: