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SweetJTBR
  • Town/Country : Caracas, Venezuela
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2018
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SweetJTBR : You know what? Drop what you're doing and go to the beach. Enjoy!

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Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (49528)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (49528)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (49528)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17306) - you deserved it (1598)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (6175)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States



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