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SweetJTBR
  • Town/Country : Caracas, Venezuela
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2005
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SweetJTBR : You know what? Drop what you're doing and go to the beach. Enjoy!

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Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21622) - you deserved it (7042)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States



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