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SweetJTBR

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SweetJTBR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6856
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

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SweetJTBR's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (72260)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26308) - you deserved it (7822)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States



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