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SweetJTBR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6474
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

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SweetJTBR's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11409) - you deserved it (36677)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16966) - you deserved it (23068)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24264) - you deserved it (2900)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49290) - you deserved it (4821)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

#18542598
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16306) - you deserved it (42141)

On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15324) - you deserved it (39288)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (2395)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31049) - you deserved it (4123)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29212) - you deserved it (8911)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22649) - you deserved it (3308)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML

#18510886
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51374) - you deserved it (3073)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

#18492041
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (4346)

On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (2722)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)



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