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Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States
Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)
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