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  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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SweetGreyChaos's favorite FMLs

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

#4215163
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59396) - you deserved it (3554)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML

#3980523
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49381) - you deserved it (5861)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

#2906688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (3126)

On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am - animals - by Tom (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

#2291155
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17010) - you deserved it (41706)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

#2228533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97740) - you deserved it (23454)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

#1814886
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60086) - you deserved it (3238)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90175) - you deserved it (3948)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML

#660638
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63676) - you deserved it (4365)

On 03/28/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by alrightsheryl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (2153)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16122) - you deserved it (4437)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36763) - you deserved it (2347)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36267) - you deserved it (5297)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version



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