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by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 1:45am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by Sorry / 03/03/2010 at 11:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
by duckwater / 03/01/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by inthedark / 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
by embareassed / 01/20/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
by zenithbelana / 01/10/2010 at 2:01am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
by WIIslave / 12/14/2009 at 2:49am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Sub / 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
by ilovemom / 12/01/2009 at 1:20am / Costa Rica (Heredia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Rejected. / 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML
by irishbitch / 11/15/2009 at 2:51am / Love
Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour short of getting my degree. Now I have to wait another semester and pay $3,500 just to take a one hour class on Bowling so that I can graduate. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 3:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML
by Cowan / 08/06/2009 at 8:27am / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my… Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and… Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean…
- Today, my 14 year old daughter left her phone on the couch by accident. When I went to give it back… Today, it has been weeks since my best friend talked to me. All because I sent him a postcard from… Today, my sister that I haven't seen in years told me she has a bad meth addiction. I just sent her…