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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 December 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8909) - you deserved it (32918)

On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24653) - you deserved it (2398)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57813) - you deserved it (30079)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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