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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80254) - you deserved it (24791)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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