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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 225
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

#20900698
291 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
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On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

#20850669
156 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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107 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

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136 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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On 08/05/2013 at 1:28am - animals - by fetch boy.. - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
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On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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334 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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163 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

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234 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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