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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I moderated this!
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Swaggahut's favorite FMLs
by :( / 06/06/2013 at 7:37pm / United States / Work
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
by poopy pants / 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
by failure / 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by randm1 / 12/02/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML
by regected / 08/30/2009 at 8:19am / United States (California) / Love
by sampaloompy / 01/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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