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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I… Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so… Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex…