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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…