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Svengalien
  • Town/Country : West Midlands, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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