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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML


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